'Thoughts of happiness that lies within everyone tranquilises your being of being who you be of this forbidden picture of what you are supposed to show.'
No, you haven't misread that sentence. Go on, read it again. It comes from the Britney Spears tour programme, apparently outlining the concept for her show.
If anyone has actually been to the show, I'd love to know what this meant on stage. As soon as I typed it into the computer my machine was screaming out to modify the subject-verb agreement, add punctuation, spell check 'Britney' and generally make sense of the whole thing. I can't. But it would appear that the diva thinks she can make everyone happy .... by singing.
